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A Calculus Joke:  A fat mathematician and a fat physicist agree to a psychological experiment. The mathematician is put in a chair in a large empty room and a fork and a fine slice of cheese cake is placed on a table at the other end of the room. The fat psychologist explains, "You are to remain in your chair. Every five minutes, I will move your chair to a position halfway between its current location and the cheese cake on the table."
The mathematician looks at the psychologist in disgust. "What? I'm not going to go through this. You know I'll never reach the table!" And he gets up and storms out.
The psychologist makes a note on his clipboard and ushers the physicist in. He explains the situation, and the physicist's eyes light up and he starts drooling. The psychologist is a bit confused. "Don't you realize that you'll never reach the cake?" The physicist smiles and replied, "Of course! But I'll get close enough for all practical purposes!"

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